Tl;dr

·We’re the fire without the smoke.

>LIFE IS SHORT. HERE ARE OUR RULES FOR it.

#1. DON'T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY.

#3. HAVE FUN. SERIOUSLY.

#2. DON'T DIE. NOT TOO QUICKLY, ANYWAY.

CRAVE

The BS / about_us

·CRAVE

>This is the part where we tell you why we exist. or about that eureka moment that led to crave. or some other bullsh*t about our vision and mission. Truth is, we love having a good time. and substances that help us have a good time. We hate virtue signaling and blatant shilling of products. At the end of the day we just make some kickass nicotine candies and chewing gums.

·OUR_FLAVORS

>CURRENTLY IN SAMPLING MODE. IF OUR HUMAN TEST SUBJECTS SURVIVE, YOU MIGHT GET YOUR HANDS ON ONE.

·I'M_BRAVE_AF

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Welcome to the Matrix...
>You CHICKEN. Looks like you did something wrong... lets try that again! Or maybe not...

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